24 Seven Lax's Product of the Week

I haven't come across a single review of this product while desperately trying to reach the end of the internet, so I thought I'd introduce you to the The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net. Yeah, you read that right. The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net. Marketing genius right there.

What's that you say? Have I ever used one myself? Umm, no. This blog doesn't let little details like that get in its way. First, take a peek at the promotional video I found on YouTube.

Paul Rabil and Kyle Harrison were unavailable on production day

Pretty neat, huh? For only $395 + $39 shipping, this bad boy can be yours. Seems reasonable to me. Why shell out that much for an official high school goal with net and about 100 brand spanking new balls when you can be the first guy on your block to own the The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net.

Let's look at all the features of The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net, shall we. First, after a shot or pass, The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net automatically returns the ball to the athlete. If you're playing on matted down turf, the athlete need only run to within 8 feet of the The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net to retrieve his or her ball. This is saving the athlete countless seconds of practice time and perhaps as many as three full strides. If you happen to be playing on grass, cut that return distance in half and look at it as added conditioning for the player. The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net also sports a strike zone so the athlete can hone in on exactly where not to shoot. Hector the Rejector is somewhere crying into his beer.

Well, unless I missed something, that'll do it for the features of The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net. To up your division I stock, hop in the gym for some one handed military press, power clean some stuffed pillow cases, and hit the wall The Net Return Lacrosse Rebounder Net. I fully expect that this product will be prominently featured in Maverik's next commercial.



Wait....what's this?!?!